Sunday 4 December 2016

The 10 Hilarious Differences Between Mom and Dad

When God first sent into the world, your mother and father were already in place waiting for you. You already have people stay awake with people you play with, two supervisors. You do not have to change your diapers and laundry had someone to eat. Parents are the best thing that happens to many people on this earth. Only exceptionally bad parents who are or have been exceptionally successful in love will deny it. Despite this, your parent's parental style will be very different from each other. The "Stark" in the funnel that wanted to break him like a child, "fuuun..moms the dads!" Below are a few odd points you understand what it means to allow!

1. The way they punish



Dad lowers his voice slightly.
Mom raises voice tenfold. Err..ok twice the actual!

Dad times you out till infinity.
Mom would feel sorry till night.

Mom would say, “wait till daddy comes home.”
And…
Dad would whisper, “Wait till mommy cools down.”

The person who said “Men are from Mars and Women from Venus” was so right in so many ways. Our parents are a completely different set of emotions and reactions. Yet, life is not complete unless you have them around! They are truly the best thing that could happen to a little life in this earth.

2. Their reactions?


What mom says when you are bullied?

When he does it again let me know. I will take care of it.

Dad?
Well, he thinks bullying makes character. Builds it.

What would mom say when she finds you find love life tough?
Be patient honey. You will find your fish sooner or later. There’s plenty.

What would dad say?
Don’t want someone you love. Just love someone you are with! (yea, goes without saying).

3. The Bedtimes


As a child, you probably went to snuggle up with your mom, or tears, or much earlier, "ended in the kind of mother are now pushing to grow". They hug you and kiss you and maybe sing a lullaby. Sometimes, they would find the energy for a story read to you from the time you sleep despite being tired. On dads bed you will play the game before putting the boat. And yes it certainly spent fifteen mother ship will involve making a mess of the room. "Good night!

4. What they hear and what they think


At night in the bed mom’s be like…

Am I a Good mom?
Am I giving the kids enough time?
I think I ought to loosen up a bit on the elder one.
But I don’t want to spoil the younger one.
I think I should lose some weight too. Be a smart mom to make him proud.

At the other side of the bed…
Dad: I am an awesome dad… ZZZzzzzzz

While in the morning,
What mom hears…
Mom where’s my jumper?
Mom can I stay at school late?
Mom I can’t find my assignment.
Mom what’s for breakfast.
Mom I don’t feel so well.

What dads will hear…

Dad? where’s mom?!

5. In the pool- or the tub


Mom will make sure to protect everything. dads will probably only bother with floats and can also give a dip or you know Knut hard in the making! As in the tub, Mama's going to put the baby down, you rub and rub your hands soft. Father will not be enough to pay for otherwise spent their time baby bath for the "red" to make sure that it is a lobster. Ah, we mentioned that the baby soap converts all the characters of "The Flintstones" with no tears bubbles? (Three stars no tears for dad to use bubble bath by the way).

6. Strolling down the park


Moms take you down for a stroll while dads think you are a troll! We have all come across those pictures on the web where two mothers are walking side by side, with babies settled down gently in the strollers. A good day for a refreshing walk in visible in the photo. Meanwhile, dads are seen carrying babies with the leg (one each) as they enjoy a chat and walk down the lane. Trust us when we say this- it is not exaggeration but a hundred and ten percent truth!

7. The new toy


Your grandma's little brother got a new toy? Maybe a bicycle? Or save anything (remember your grandmother was a woman). Your mother read all instructions on the magazine child learns to use the toy in a safe manner is going to make sure. Then she is going to help with this. This is a cycle, they will teach him or her how to ride- perhaps holding back career. But dads? Oh, they're going to ignore the booklet. Next to it is a cycle, they are definitely going to play with a little will start enjoying a pre-ride "on their own" toy!

8. At the Zoo


Taking the child in her lap and the burger is going to give a little bit of eating. Baby for animal feed "if" a sign that says (if you are not there is no question of trying) will be allowed. A couple of extra inches better mother, and ensures that the fence is directly proportional to the distance between the animal shaped lap. After that, the baby animals, allowing you to reach out to full stretch, is very light and slightly bent. As for the dads? She is going to hold the baby by his feet and put his pen down raccoon. Animal feed the babies! Enjoy yourself!
9. Taking permission for an afterschool match? Try it!
Mom: What time? Till?
You: 7 – 9 but i will go a bit early for the T shirt
Mom: How early? You have to be back by 9
You: probably 5:30 or 6 ok? 9 is fine
Mom: Go after 6. Back by 9.
You: Thanks mom
Mom: Tell your dad

And then

You: Dad can i go to football practice after school?
Dad: Yes

This doesn’t need explaining right?

10. The way they feed


Your mother would give you a little bite at a time. Like slowly and continuously, such as "AAA" with the phrase, "Oooh's", "My little boy is going to open his big mouth. AAA" and so on. Dads- well when it comes to how they will push regardless of how big spoon in your mouth to bite him. This is a slice of pizza with the topping as well, so it is as a sub, it will stuff a big bite. Mom probably topping off by bit, we will take an olive with a small piece of mushroom or chicken at a time. Let's not try to dig into the father's details.

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